Cave Art Enthusiasts Gifts

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Keeping track of our hunting performance in this way will help us raise standards and increase efficiency!'

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Early Art Critic

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"