Cave Art Gifts

E=mc2.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Are we never to find a place that doesn't have a spider?"

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"It's a bit literal, isn't it?"

"He doesn't like it when you call him artsy-fartsy."

"This won't work. We're vegetarians."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Early Sexting

Early Art Critic

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?