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'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Are we never to find a place that doesn't have a spider?"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"It's a bit literal, isn't it?"

"He doesn't like it when you call him artsy-fartsy."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"