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'You'd better keep your eye on that Ulysses dude.'

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Translation: Have gone to Mother's for the holiday. Your raw meat is in the oven, feed the mammoth. Love, Judy.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Moog invented the blog.

I'm going to name my invention 'Frisbee'.

"No, I think I would prefer dinosaurs..."

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Early cave painters

Gift shop tea-towel...

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Plagiarist!"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Early Art Critic

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?