Cave Art Appreciator T-Shirts

'Always hunters, never gatherers!'

Cavemen Insomnia

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Art Critic

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"