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'Believe it or not, this was just an empty cave until we turned it into this art gallery.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Early Sexting

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Kip paints caves.'

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."