Cave Painting Connoisseur T-Shirts

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Sexting

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

"Gesundheit!"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."