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"What's the takeaway from this?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

About the potter.

Mammoth Posing

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Gesundheit!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

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'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."