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'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

?Keep in mind, it?s only a starter home.?

"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

Mammoth Posing

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

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'He gets credit for being a great inventor, but actually he just enjoys rubbing sticks together.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Trump Diplomacy

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Early House Hunting.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Crap. I overslept."

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'