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'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

?Keep in mind, it?s only a starter home.?

"We decided to restore our home to its original state."

Mammoth Posing

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'He gets credit for being a great inventor, but actually he just enjoys rubbing sticks together.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Trump Diplomacy

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

"Crap. I overslept."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"Kip paints caves."