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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Neanderthals have moved in next door!"

"Maybe you could make the hunter more likable."

"Someday I hope to have a whole complex of caves."

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

But there just aren't as many positions we can use since we came out of the trees.

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

"You'll love it. It's a newly restored 300,00-year-old brownstone with oodles of authentic charm."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Den Furniture

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

"That guys is stealing my data!"

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Crap. I overslept."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"