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'Sure, he got a college degree, but it's in 'Neanderthal Studies.''

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Crap. I overslept."

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Before Instagram

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'