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'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

"This ain't no catnap."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"welcome man cave."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

Den Furniture

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

'Mongo - litter box!'