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"Is this better than living in a tree, or what?"

'Thank-you God.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Early on-line shopping

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Mammoth Posing

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Crap. I overslept."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Early House Hunting.

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Before Instagram

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'