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"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early Interior Designers.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Early on-line shopping

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Den Furniture

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'