Cave Couture Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Grog is happy to be named best dressed man of 10,000 B.C.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

E=mc2.

Haute Suture

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Vivienne Westwood

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Early Art Critic

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Gesundheit!"

Granny Wear

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'