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'Do you consider yourself a paleoconservative or a paleoliberal?'

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Infographics: the early years.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

Mammoth Posing

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Art Critic

Early Sexting

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Gesundheit!"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'