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'Do you consider yourself a paleoconservative or a paleoliberal?'

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Gesundheit!"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Art Critic

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'