Cave Connoisseur Gifts

"What's the takeaway from this?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Instructional guide to scribbling

E=mc2.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

About the potter.

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Gesundheit!"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

Why he always make pictures of him food?