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'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings