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'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Early Sexting

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Kip paints caves.'