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'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

E=mc2.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"It's a 'selfie.'"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Early Art Critic

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'