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Dog and Human Archaeologists

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Early Sexting

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

Before Instagram

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."