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'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Art Critic

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'