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'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Early Art Critic

Early Sexting

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings