Cave Painting Admirer Gifts

'Believe it or not, this was just an empty cave until we turned it into this art gallery.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Just a tad to the left."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

'Kip paints caves.'