Cave Painting Gifts

"Before we start our discussion, has everyone read this week's book."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Early Sexting

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'