Cave Painting Explorer Gifts

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The discovery of electricity...

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'It's an antique!'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Professor, this changes everything."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Early cave painters

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic