Cave Painting Explorer Mugs

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Daddy's working from home today."

The discovery of electricity...

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'It's an antique!'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

You have the worst spring breath.

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic