Cave Paintings Mugs

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."