Cave Painters Gifts

Early art critic

The whole family thought Og was stupid, until they found he was dyslexic

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What's an Imax cave?

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Early cave painters

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'