Cave Enthusiast Pillows

"It simple. You do what I say, me no hit you with club. Me call it 'politics'."

'Properties like these were beyond the reach of most first time buyers until recently.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Yeah, me know who wear big-leaf, in that cave.'

'Eureka! A treasure trove of Neanderthal dung!'

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Kip paints caves."

The first Heimlich Manoeuvre.

"I'm leaving you for Oog, who has a bigger cave."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"Gesundheit!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

The discovery of electricity...

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'It's an antique!'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Professor, this changes everything."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Early cave painters

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."