Cave Art Enthusiast Pillows

"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

Cave Painter

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

' 'Animal. Rock. Hit'...but I can't think of a good ending.'

Primitive Computer Graphics

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

Hoodie caveboy draws violent picture on cave wall

'I call it 'Masterpiece Theatre.''

'I like Cattle.'

'He said he's sick of living in a cave.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'I don't go much on the picture, but I think the theme music will be a hit.'

'I think we just located the very first campaign finance reform bill.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

No doubt it was made before man learned to count.

'He's our top blogger...'

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

"I'm badly depressed at the moment."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

"Paleolithic, Mesolithic, Neolithic, when do we get to cable?"

"Don't worry honey! I promise I'll remove them next week!"

'How's your novel coming along?'

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

"The likeness is uncanny!"

Early Sexting

Ancient man sculpting a football.

"I told you i would go hunting as soon as i finished blogging."

'No hunting, no gathering, just doodling all day. There's no future in that!'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

'No, it's definitely a buffalo. I've seen pictures of them before!'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."