Cave Painting Enthusiast Pillows

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Cave people paint

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

"It's the oldest example of food porn."

Art Gallery

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Prehistoric Modern Art

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Sexting

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Gesundheit!"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."