Cave Exploration Adventurer Gifts

'It's a connect-the-dots cave drawing.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

The discovery of electricity...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'It's an antique!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Professor, this changes everything."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Mammoth Posing

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Rainbow/Horizon

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

On board the MS Hepatology

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Gesundheit!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.