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'It's a connect-the-dots cave drawing.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'It's an antique!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Rainbow/Horizon

Please excuse him, he's intent.

On board the MS Hepatology

"Gesundheit!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."