Cave Adventurer Gifts

'I'm still waiting for the test results - but I'm fairly certain that what fell on you was either a stalactite or a stalagmite.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'It's an antique!'

Snowman of the Apes

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."