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'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

The discovery of electricity...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'It's an antique!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Going Down?

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Bats with blankets.

"Oooh... bacon!"

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

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"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.