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'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

The discovery of electricity...

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'It's an antique!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Going Down?

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

Bats with blankets.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!