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'A gavel just doesn't carry the authority a bat does.'

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

'We have the luckiest house in the world!'

'Whoa, look what Epstein is doing!'

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Bats with blankets.

The next damn Batman.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Vampire Bat

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

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Deregulated Baseball

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Something nocturnal."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

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'Cosmic!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'