Bat Fanatic T-Shirts

No caption. (Two man are falconing. One man holds bird on his arm. Other man, who has bat-like ears, holds out his arm from which bats suspend themselves.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

350 Feet.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."