Bat Fanatic Gifts

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'