Bat Lover Gifts

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

"I see Grandad's dropped off again."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"You have white nose syndrome."

"Too little, too late, Pal."

"You sure must like bats."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Calm down brain. Now you're just getting greedy.'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"Love is blind. So, go into it with your ears wide open."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Marimba

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Nip.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat in a flap