Bat Lover Gifts

'You're behind on every pitch, Billy! Try choking up on the bat!'

"I see Grandad's dropped off again."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"You have white nose syndrome."

"Too little, too late, Pal."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Calm down brain. Now you're just getting greedy.'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marimba

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Cat Tie

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Cat in a flap

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Ratminton