Bat Wielding Aficionado Gifts

Cricket

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Bats with blankets.

The next damn Batman.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Deregulated Baseball

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

Bat

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."