Bat-swinging Enthusiasts Gifts

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Recalculating route..."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mood Swings.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Deregulated Baseball

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Bat

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."