Bat Admirers Gifts

'Really Julie? Never? Well, that got under the radar!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Greenfingers.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Comb Sweet Comb

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

I'm sure it's fake.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Vampire Bat

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The next damn Batman.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"You need a mint."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'