Bats Admirer Gifts

Vampire Bat

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Greenfingers.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Bats with blankets.

The next damn Batman.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Year of the Rat

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Bat

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Who's the artist?"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."