Bat Lovers Gifts

'You two better stop watching those scary movies! You know they'll give you daymares.'

And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Marimba

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat king.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Vampire Bat

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Bats with blankets.

The next damn Batman.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Bat

Cat Romance

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."