Bat-swinging Hero Gifts

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Bats with blankets.

The next damn Batman.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Something nocturnal."

Bat

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Who's the artist?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."