Bat-swinging Hero Gifts

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Bats with blankets.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The next damn Batman.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Bat

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Something nocturnal."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Who's the artist?"

Bat

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."