Bat Swinger Gifts

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Lady of the bath...

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Monica Seles

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

King Richard I

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'