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"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

I think you're ace

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Bats with blankets.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

The next damn Batman.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

"Something nocturnal."

King Richard I

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