Bat Swingin' Buddies Gifts

'My dad won't let me take steroids until I'm seven.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Vampire Bat

Bats with blankets.

The next damn Batman.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Bat

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Vampire Umbrella

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Something nocturnal."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Cosmic!'

"Who's the artist?"

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

Bat

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'