Bat Swingin' Buddies Prints

'My dad won't let me take steroids until I'm seven.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

The next damn Batman.

Bats with blankets.

Vampire Bat

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Vampire Umbrella

Bat

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

Bat

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

'Cosmic!'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."