Batting Enthusiast Gifts

Batting cage

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

W. G. Grace.

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Perils of the double play.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

The next damn Batman.

Vampire Bat

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Bats with blankets.

A street fight.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

Baseball Dreams