Batting Enthusiast Prints

Batting cage

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

W. G. Grace.

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

350 Feet.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Batman's Baby

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Extra innings.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Vampire Bat

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Baseball Dreams

Bats with blankets.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."