Batting Fanatic Prints

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Alternative fielding positions

350 Feet.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Hockey Season.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.